UB Magic

Life in Ulaanbaatar recallibrates your awesome scale.

We woke up yesterday and sent Andy off, then Anth from the Pandas, the Yaksi Taxi chicks, and me grabbed some Mongol grub and went off to the black market.  If you’ve never seen a Central Asian black market you’ve never really experienced organized chaos.  I have no idea where they get the goods but it’s basically a long line of huts that all have the same shit and will bargain to the bitter end to eek out one more dollar.  Anth’s bag got picked.  The Yaksi’s got their bags slashed open.  We were poked and prodded and pushed and yelled at for the whole 3 hours.  The only way we figured we would triumph was to just be cocky annoying white devils and act like we owned the joint.

So we bought pink suits.

The Rally “black tie” never saw such glorious assholes.  The site for the nightclub is http://www.mongolia-nightclub.com and I think they have pics of the party.

Managed to find Gans and Enkhe last night.  It’s amazing how every moment in this town is OK.  Everybody knows everybody.  There’s no planning or worry, they just knew the Rally party was happening and wandered in to see if I’d showed up yet.  They wanted to do lunch today to make some countryside plans and Gans just said “Dave’s place around noon.  It’s Mongolia so it’s probably between 11 and 1.  We don’t have solid time here.”

Oh, and whoever sees Andy first tell him to mail the Chariot keys back here so I can sell her instead of leaving her in the middle of Sukhbaatar Square to be molested.

6 Responses to “UB Magic”

  1. madunside says:

    an amazing tale.

  2. Jeff and Steve says:

    Congratulations!!! we are both pleased the old car got you there, we are both looking forward to the pictures when you get time, excellent job, all the best, Jeff.

  3. Son Contributor says:

    I believe the first person to see Andy will be me, and I can’t wait. Does he know where to mail the keys? I am so glad you guys made it. Continue the awesome adventure, and keep the blogs coming…… Hope to see you soon….

  4. will rankin says:

    well done geezers - seems like you made it - I knew you could do it. A great story - sounds like you had the adventure I tried to tell you you would.Give Dave a poke in the eye from me and get me a khan brau glass, please….keep in touch - rankin73 at gmail dot com

    you remember me - the fat bloke from the London party/ Launch / Prague party

  5. Brady Wicked Wicken says:

    Well done gentlemen. Let me know when you are doing the victory party. I will make the comparable 3 state, 2 border crossing from Colorado to Austin. That’s right. I’m hard core.

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